Sketch Performance #10: Round of Applause

Having been given a pair of glove inserts as an object, I used them to root on the Yankees as they played against the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Sketch Performance #9: Time to Eat

For the entire day of July 8th, every meal that I eat and when I eat them will be determined remotely by Leah Cooper. Each meal must be eaten using the utensils that were given to me by her.

Sketch Performance #8: You Get A Sticker

Performance Sketch #7: Post-A-Note

Having been given a post-a-note, I attached it to my forehead one morning and waited until it fell off. Despite the movement of the skin on my forehead, and my constant moving around, the note would not budge. After going about the better part of my day, the note finally came off when it was ripped off by a person who asked about what I was doing.

Sketch Performance #6: Bacon Baseball

Using the bacon that I was given as a compass, I drew a target on the wall of my studio. Then I threw an innings worth of pitches into it. Inside the target was a strike, outside was a ball. I didn't let any runs in, but I walked three.

Sketch Performance #5: Musical Chair

As people left the studio for the night, I asked them to remember to give me a call before they went to sleep to tell me I could stop. Then I went to my studio and walked in circles around my chair until I received a phone call telling me I could take a seat.

Sketch Performance #4: Follow The Bouncing Ball

Watch me follow the path of the bouncing ball.

Sketch Performance #3: I Pledge Allegiance

I attempt to successfully jump rope while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.

Sketch Performance #2: Staring Contest

69 minutes: The length of time I spent staring before I was interrupted by someone asking me what I was doing.

Sketch Performance #1: In and Out

The number of times I can jump in and out of the middle of a tire during a change of the light at North Ave and Howard St, Baltimore, MD